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THE BIG VIBRATOR QUESTION LIST

What you need to know before you buy a disco stick

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Dildo’s, We-Vibes, vibra’s, bunny ears… The world of sex toys is a confusing one. What do you buy for the best orgasms? And where? And how? Hence: all the answers to your vibrator inquiries. It’s about damn time.

 

What kind of vibrators are there?

That’s the great thing about vibo’s: they come in all shapes and sizes. Most of them come in the shape of a penis (very practical), but then there are the one’s in the form of a bunny (à la Sex and the City), dolphins, mini lipsticks, phone covers (!), and other fantasy rich forms.

 

How do you know which one will suit you?

Depending on what you want to achieve, you pick the form. Vibo’s with a pointier top work well in stimulating the clitoris and are also a great addition if there’s a second person involved in the game. Want to stimulate your G-spot? Then go for one with a crooked tip.

 

What’s it gonna cost ya?

Compare it to a nice bag: for a reasonable brand you’ll have to spend a little more money. The more expensive it is, the more settings there are. But: you also don’t want to go bankrupt from your first vibrator purchase. But for an average dildo, you’ll still pay around 50 euros. Especially if you want one with at least three to five different settings. If you pay an amount that’s less, odds are it’ll be a lot less pleasurable.

 

What if you’re all alone, in the mood, but don’t own a vibrator?

Alright, I’m not going to name any names, but I know someone who said that while she was abroad, she once used her electric toothbrush. And apparently it works quite well. Really. Just make sure to properly clean it in advance and use a shit load of lubricant (muy importante) and uh, clean it after too.

 

Does a vibrator make you boring?

Some people claim this is the case. Someone here at the office just yelled: ‘Yes! It’s like a high speed train driving over your clit which makes you orgasm really quickly. The longer you build up the orgasm, the better it is.” If you play with your toys every night, it’ll become harder to seal the deal without an added toy when you’re having sex. But toys every now and then won’t hurt.

 

Where can you get your hands on one?

There’s a world of dildo’s online. Best part is, when you order it online, it’s nice and anonymous. But I would still recommend going to a sex shop. Why not ask your bestie to tag along for moral support. The sales people are always extremely friendly and have a ton of tips to find your perfect fit.

 

Can you try them out first?

Is it normal to pull down your pants in a sex shop? No. So what can you do? Might sound crazy but hold the point of the vibrator on your nose. There are a ton of nerves in there which will show you how strong the vibrations are.

 

Got any more burning vibo-questions that I haven’t covered? Oh don’t worry, just send me a mail on kiki@amayzine.com and I’ll see if I can find you an answer.

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