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it’s britney, b*tch 2.0

When I say Britney, you think about her iconic ‘I’m a slave 4 U‘ performance from the VMA’s back in 2001, right? (That’s fifteen years ago – did you just suddenly feel really old too?) When she danced around half naked with an albino Birmese python (had to look this one up) hanging from her neck. Or do you think of that performance with *NSYNC two years prior? The kiss with Madonna back in 2003? Or still struggling trying to get that image out of your head from her bald headed breakdown in 2007?

Britney’s been ‘back’ before, but the real comeback performance is on its way. At least that’s what MTV is saying. Because let’s be fair, her previous VMA performance was dramatic. And that’s an understatement. All that’s left for us to do, is wait a total of ten more sleeps.

This time she’s back with plumped up lips and rock hard abs. Have you seen her newest videoclip? Styling wise she can still use a bunch of tips but hey, she was always known for her lip-sync skills, not her styling ones.

MTV is so convinced that the Britney we all fell in love with as teens (as did Justin Timberlake) is going to create a new iconic performance. We’re ready for ya, Brit. Are you going to be watching?