artículos de

Wieke Veenboer

It's Thursday, which, in my opinion, is often referred to as Mini Friday. In other words, it's the perfect excuse to have a drink. Heading into work on a hungover Friday always feels fine, as you can already feel the weekend coming. Do you have a drink planned today? If so — and if you don't know — ask for that person’s birthdate, because then you'll know right away if it's going to be a good night. Yes, this too is written in the stars. 1. Gemini If you're in the mood to hear the juiciest stories, you need to get a Gemini drunk — all the tea will be spilled. There's a good chance you’ll become best friends afterward because Geminis bond mainly through communication — and there’s no off switch when a Gemini has had a drink. The day after might not be as fun, due to both the hangover and the fact that several secrets may have been revealed… But hey, you’ll have made a friend for life. 2. Libra If you're in need of some love and affection, you should have a drink with a Libra. They tend to get all cuddly when drunk, and it’s very likely they’ll tell you how much they love you after a few too many drinks. Have you known them for only five minutes? Doesn't matter; you'll get that love declaration anyway. 3. Sagittarius Drink + Sagittarius = guaranteed party. Because when a Sagittarius starts feeling the alcohol, they want to dance, sing, and most importantly: NOT go home. So, if you planned on having just one drink, you’re probably going to end up rolling out of a club at 4 AM. But at least you’ll have had a blast.
Estos signos del zodiaco son los más divertidos cuando están borrachos
A principios de esta semana, escribí sobre qué signos del zodiaco manejan la resaca como campeones (como puedes leer en este artículo), pero también tenemos que ser honestos sobre la otra mitad. Porque sí, algunos signos del zodiaco son tan animados un sábado por la mañana como una planta de interior marchita. Y ahora que es verano, con bebidas, fiestas en el jardín, vinos en la terraza y noches en la playa que se suceden rápidamente, se hace dolorosamente claro: estos signos del zodiaco realmente no pueden manejar una resaca.

1. Virgo – El que se esconde bajo las cobijas

Si esperabas hacer algo con un Virgo al día siguiente de una noche de rosado, déjalo ir. El Virgo desaparecerá bajo una manta, rodeado de galletas, Coca-Cola Light y episodios de *Gossip Girl*. No recibirás respuesta a tu mensaje a menos que sea un meme sobre autocompasión, entonces tal vez. Intenta de nuevo mañana — quizás.

2. Cáncer – La montaña rusa emocional

Los Cáncer sienten todo. Siempre. Pero con resaca? Entonces todas *las* emociones salen a raudales. Desde lágrimas durante un comercial hasta una profunda búsqueda del alma sobre la vida mientras ven un episodio de *Friends*. Si tienes suerte, el día terminará con una app de meditación y té de manzanilla. Si tienes mala suerte, terminará con otra sesión de llanto y un monólogo sobre el significado de la vida.

3. Libra – La persona de brunch y luego ¿qué más?

El Libra es el más peligroso del grupo: creen firmemente en el enfoque del *pelo del perro*. Así que, se van con su mejor atuendo a un brunch sin fondo, disfrutando de mimosas. Y sí, es divertido, pero también un poco imprudente, especialmente después de haber tomado ya tres copas de más el día anterior.

4. Piscis – El soñador que abandona

Los Piscis ya luchan lo suficiente con la realidad, pero una resaca hace que todo sea aún más esquivo. Desaparecen en su burbuja, ponen una lista de reproducción melancólica y solo están disponibles para un cappuccino y un croissant (por cierto, estos son los mejores croissants de París). Idealmente en la cama. En silencio.

5. Capricornio – El terco que va a por todas (que eventualmente se desploma)

Los Capricornio simplemente se niegan a admitir que pueden tener resaca. Así que, se levantan a las 8:00 AM, afilados como un clavo, y se dirigen al gimnasio (estas son las irritaciones del gimnasio de mayo) o hacen la compra de la semana. Hasta que a mitad del pasillo en el supermercado, se desmayan de náuseas. Quizás deberían simplemente sentarse. O acostarse.

6. Escorpio – El que piensa demasiado

Los Escorpio están especialmente ocupados en sus cabezas con una resaca: ¿Qué dije ayer? ¿Qué significó esa mirada de mi ex? ¿Debería haberme detenido después del cuarto vaso? Analizan, rumian y dramatizan todo — y no hace que la resaca sea mejor. Solo una vez que se han castigado mentalmente se les permite relajarse un poco.

7. Tauro – El que come comida reconfortante

Los Tauro se sienten terribles pero saben exactamente qué funciona: comida reconfortante. Piensa en pizza, palitos de queso, papas fritas cargadas y litros de cola. Se envuelven en una manta de burrito y ven una temporada completa. ¿Resaca? Sí. Pero con estilo.

Pequeño consejo para todos los que lidian con las penas de la resaca este verano

Bebe un vaso de agua entre cada bebida (sí, de verdad), y prueba un paquete de ORS cuando llegues a casa. Funciona como un encanto. O simplemente sigue el consejo de tu signo del zodiaco y planea la mañana siguiente libre. Una cita de brunch suena divertida, pero tu sofá y un tazón de fideos podrían ser una mejor idea. Verano 2025 está en pleno apogeo, y si perteneces a los signos del zodiaco sensibles, pensativos, bruncheros o llorones: no estás solo. Planea inteligentemente, bebe con sabiduría y echa la culpa a la luna.
It's Thursday, which, in my opinion, is often referred to as Mini Friday. In other words, it's the perfect excuse to have a drink. Heading into work on a hungover Friday always feels fine, as you can already feel the weekend coming. Do you have a drink planned today? If so — and if you don't know — ask for that person’s birthdate, because then you'll know right away if it's going to be a good night. Yes, this too is written in the stars. 1. Gemini If you're in the mood to hear the juiciest stories, you need to get a Gemini drunk — all the tea will be spilled. There's a good chance you’ll become best friends afterward because Geminis bond mainly through communication — and there’s no off switch when a Gemini has had a drink. The day after might not be as fun, due to both the hangover and the fact that several secrets may have been revealed… But hey, you’ll have made a friend for life. 2. Libra If you're in need of some love and affection, you should have a drink with a Libra. They tend to get all cuddly when drunk, and it’s very likely they’ll tell you how much they love you after a few too many drinks. Have you known them for only five minutes? Doesn't matter; you'll get that love declaration anyway. 3. Sagittarius Drink + Sagittarius = guaranteed party. Because when a Sagittarius starts feeling the alcohol, they want to dance, sing, and most importantly: NOT go home. So, if you planned on having just one drink, you’re probably going to end up rolling out of a club at 4 AM. But at least you’ll have had a blast.
It's Thursday, which, in my opinion, is often referred to as Mini Friday. In other words, it's the perfect excuse to have a drink. Heading into work on a hungover Friday always feels fine, as you can already feel the weekend coming. Do you have a drink planned today? If so — and if you don't know — ask for that person’s birthdate, because then you'll know right away if it's going to be a good night. Yes, this too is written in the stars. 1. Gemini If you're in the mood to hear the juiciest stories, you need to get a Gemini drunk — all the tea will be spilled. There's a good chance you’ll become best friends afterward because Geminis bond mainly through communication — and there’s no off switch when a Gemini has had a drink. The day after might not be as fun, due to both the hangover and the fact that several secrets may have been revealed… But hey, you’ll have made a friend for life. 2. Libra If you're in need of some love and affection, you should have a drink with a Libra. They tend to get all cuddly when drunk, and it’s very likely they’ll tell you how much they love you after a few too many drinks. Have you known them for only five minutes? Doesn't matter; you'll get that love declaration anyway. 3. Sagittarius Drink + Sagittarius = guaranteed party. Because when a Sagittarius starts feeling the alcohol, they want to dance, sing, and most importantly: NOT go home. So, if you planned on having just one drink, you’re probably going to end up rolling out of a club at 4 AM. But at least you’ll have had a blast.
You know what they say: once a cheater, always a cheater. One of the few sayings I actually do believe in — but cheating isn’t always that black and white. New research has shown that there are several signs before actual cheating occurs that already indicate something shady may be going on. Warning: these signs can also appear in the most stable relationships. According to this new study, cheating is merely one of the symptoms of a relationship heading in the wrong direction. Alright, we probably already knew that, right? Often, something’s already off, and that’s why certain needs are sought elsewhere. But that wasn’t even the most surprising conclusion from the study, which followed nearly a thousand people in Germany. They were tracked for eight (holy shit — imagine saying ‘yes’ to that) years in their relationships. So, what was the surprising conclusion? That cheating doesn’t necessarily make the relationship worse — instead, it often exposes the problems that were already there. And those existing issues can often stay under the radar — until it’s too late. According to researchers, you should especially be alert during or right after major life changes in a relationship. This could be a move, a new job, or even — unfortunately — an upcoming wedding. When these events are accompanied by more friction, more arguments, and a decrease in overall relationship satisfaction, it’s time to ring the alarm and start a conversation, before it’s too late. Also noteworthy: relationships in which cheating occurred often ended afterward (no surprise there), but if it was the woman who cheated, there was a significantly higher chance that the infidelity would be forgiven.

Source: LAD Bible