TRASH CARD PARDON X-MAS CARD

So what happens if you slip a pinch of LSD in David LaChapelle’s morning Irish coffee? The Trashyians errm Kardashians’ Christmas card is what happens. The card looks like a reality show gone intergalactic. Kim shows us her usual cleavage, they are literally above all the rumours, and our big, angry bully shines with his absence. We didn’t expect Kim to pose in one of her grandma’s knitted sweaters, but this Christmas card beats all. Merry Christmas everyone!