You’re probably not holding your breath to read this, but sharing is so alleviating. A list with my personal (fashion) annoyances of 2013. Voilà.

Without a doubt on 1:

Celine’s Birkenstocks that are lined with coloured fur. Sorry ms. Philo, even casual and comfort have to know boundaries.

On 2:

Isabel Marant’s most copied hit; sneakers with a wedge. I know that everyone is wearing them, from Beyoncé to Gisele, and yes, they do make you legs look longer, but come on.. A sneaker should be flat and shouldn’t bear any association with orthopedically difficult shoe wear.

On 3:

Mustaches! The hairy version on the male upper lip doesn’t necessarily enjoy my fancy, but I’m talking about the exaggerated desire to put a graphic one on just about everything random. Nails, t-shirts, phone covers, etc.

On 4:

SWS=Socks With Sandals. Perhaps it looks funny on catwalks from Miu Miu and Marni, but ladies (and gentlemen), SWS truly is one of the most heinous fashion crimes.

On 5:

Sweatsuits. Quel horreur. The look of the velvet sweatsuit became a huge hit last century thanks to Juicy Couture. Thanks to a stylist from the south, it -with bows, gems, and sequins- seems to make a come back. Though honestly, limit yourself to wearing it indoors, because it’s really not okay to wear them outside.

Wishing you a fashionable and happy new year.