Fashion

– Sexy Friday –

BEDSHOES

Christian Louboutin, world famous for his beautiful but insanely painful shoes (even our Winonah de Jong is “done with them”), has an interesting vision on why his designs are so popular. It seems that the shape of your feet, when you force yourself in a pump, has a similar shape when you’re having an orgasm. The feeling of wearing Louboutins is in no way comparable to having an orgasm, but Christian wouldn’t know anyway. His shoes are done better justice in bed. Lying down. He thinks so too, by the way. Anyhow, on this sexy Friday we feel like a good heel and so, without further ado, I present to you the 7 most sexy heels we could find today. I’d like to ask St Nicholas and Santa to pay extra close attention, although I find the combination of sex-shoes and these two men rather complicated. Never mind.

  1. First of all, the black So Kate 120m pumps from, there he is, Christian Louboutin. These simply have to be included in a list like this. Totally impossible to walk on, but oh oh oh they’re beautiful. And incredibly arousing. Me thinks.
  2. A leopard print can’t hurt. Especially not in combination with a red sole. These Iriza 100m pumps should be FedExed directement to my closet, only to be worn immediately in bed.
  3. These Armurabotta boots are pure sex, pardon my French. I would never spend so much money on boots, but dear heaven, no man could resist you when you walk by in these kicks.
  4. I think this line from Gucci is such a success. The heel is incredibly tall, and the iconic horse bit near the ankle only adds to a sexy vibe. Yessss, please.
  5. A heel of 12 centimetres, pointed nose and everything of lace. Need we say more?
  6. These beauties practically scream boudoir. Ideal to appear in these at a masked ball, all sultry, and pick up the hottest guy of the evening. Blake Lively Gossip Girl style please.
  7. Those I-can-hardly-see-you shoes that are totally hot right now are so incredibly sexy. Though don’t forget to have nicely manicured toes, because flaking nail polish and calloused feet are really a no go.