8 lies fashion girls tell

Now don’t say that you don’t. I’m guilty, and admitting it…

Your brand new Prada-heels with ankle-wrap are gorgeous, obviously. Only please do not tell me that you can walk the London marathon in them. Just don’t.

Why then are ‘how to wear a long skirt with a crop top’ and ’the brows of Cara’ at the top of your Google search list?

‘course darling. You can always sell it again on designer vintage.com but before that, you’ll have to pay the price.

Yes, yes, yes. You just forgot to mention that you still paid €750,- for that Moschino dress. It might have been on sale, but certainly not cheap.

But first I need to swap these McQueen boots for my Saint Laurent nano-heels, hang up my biker jacket and grab my cashmere CHANEL Paris-Dallas out of the cupboard, and, and, and…Ah, yes but I was thinking about arriving fashionably late.

Isabel Marant for H&M you mean. Do we honestly ever mention that part?

And yet, there you are in your little black number at every party. Does neon nail polish count as colour?

Talking about a lie…