9 items that men can’t stand
Poor men, we’ll be going all cosy and comfy through this fashion season, but it’ll leave them cold.
Amayzine presents the 9 items with the biggest chance of messing up a date.
The mom-jeans
They just got over the boyfriend jeans, and here we have the mom-jeans making an appearance. Boyfriend jeans at least show off a little of girlfriend’s well toned tummy under a wide, short sweater, unlike the mom-jeans with it’s high tight waist, and if you’re really unlucky including a belt. You’ll need an exceptional body to work this look.
It may score higher than the mom-jeans, but not really date-material. Go for the skinny, perhaps a little less on-trend, but hey you should have your eyes on a different goal anyway and not on scoring high on the fashion meter.
We don’t really need to explain this do we? The culotte is the 2014 version of the skirt-pants from the ’70. Not sexy, even if worn by Candice or Gisele.
Yes, yes, yes, Charlize Theron wore them in Vogue US. But Charlize is Charlize and I am willing to bet all my Chanel bags that she had something else on during her first date with Sean Penn.
Anything flat has got to go.
See above. And the sneaker is even one grade down because there is nothing seductive, charming or chic about a pair of trainers.
Super cute if you’re trimming roses and you have a lovely toned size 36 body underneath. In combination with a bit of ankle and a Louboutin-type heel. If your look does not fulfil these criteria, you are lost in the art of seduction. Completely lost.
You might drool over the latest Céline collection. He won’t. Never ever. Let it go.
A trend that many women still do not get. So give up any hope that he will. Not gonna happen.
Is your fashion heart bleeding? A little comfort; if he really likes you, it won’t matter. Even if you ignore this whole list and wear the awful things.
