9 things he’ll never understand

It’s all perfectly logical to us, but we understand that every now and then he just doesn’t get us.

That you feel you’ve earned money because the Mulberry was discounted by 300 euro

That you’re stressed because you’re late for your meditation course

That you’d rather have no money and the bag, than no money and no bag

That you need to remove your watch and hair elastics before getting on the scale

That you have a Lil-Lets shortage every month

That you keep saying that you love salad and un-roasted nuts

That you want your route explained in shops, not streets

That you’d rather die than admit that your extravagant Prada shoes were a mis-buy

That you hide shopping in your cupboard for a few weeks and then say: “Oh, those boots? I’ve had them for ages.”