From Kora-cosmetics to a little orgasm

-The travel rituals of Miranda Kerr-

I’m leaving on a fun business trip in Turin tomorrow. Because I seriously cannot climb into the plane in a tracksuit, I’m seeking travel advice from those types who have platinum-for-life status. Miranda Kerr for example. If anyone turns up at the arrivals hall looking flawless, it’s Miranda Kerr.

Something tells me that we have a slightly different travel ritual to each other. Miranda is the organic, green tea with a grateful-app on her phone. She cleans her face before she boards the plane and sprays it with an organic water from Kora Cosmetics. I run to the AKO for the English Marie Claire and Grazia (my favourite) and then if I have time, pour a glass of Chardonnay down my throat at the Fishes-bar at Schiphol. Something that Miranda would never do I suspect.

If anyone turns up at the arrivals hall looking flawless, it’s Miranda Kerr

Indeed, Miranda goes for sweat pants, ballerinas and a cashmere hoodie from Louis Vuitton. She orders a bottle of water, reads a bit of Transcending the Levels of Consciousness or Power versus Force by David Hawkins. Once the plane is cruising, she tries to have a little orgasm. Because nothing keeps her arms and tummy toned like a bit of sex.

See, now that’s something that I wouldn’t be caught doing.

Bon voyage and happy homecoming.