if we were all honest during sex

Oscar Wilde said “everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.” And those are true words, think about it. Sex is not only about power, sex is also about swallowing some comments (pun intended), about twisting the truth, about giving that exaggerated compliment, oh you know what I mean. Besides, name one girlfriend that hasn’t started thinking about her to-do list during the act, or who hasn’t wondered how much longer it was all going to take because hello I still need to send 100 emails, so like can you hurry up a bit? And we haven’t even started talking about faking, or about that moment when you realise that darling dear does not smell that fresh down there, or about that tear-your-clothes-off moment when you suddenly realise that you haven’t shaved and that your three cats are still sleeping in your bed (wasn’t me, I only have one cat).

Can you imagine if we were all totally honest with each other during sex and said everything that popped into our minds? Probably not the best idea ever, not everything needs to be shared and especially not when both parties are naked, and eh, joined. A little lie here and there or a quick joke can sometimes make things easier during sex so keep doing that. This video is just for laughs, it’s about what it would be like if we verbalised every thought that came into our heads, and is a good lesson in why we should bite our tongues. “Oh cool penis!”