LANDSCAPE THAT KITTY

It’s already well-known that you can do all kinds of exotic things with your kitty’s upholstery. 2014 has already been christened the year of the pubes. The series Girls shows fully bushed copies, Gwyneth Paltrow has been announcing her hairy state of things for ages, and last December Lady Gaga posed full frontal on the cover of Candy magazine. With, you guessed it, a furry kitty. So hair’s hot.

But just letting it grow wildly isn’t the trend. That’s why Ladyshape has devised a beauty tool for your intimate area. You’ll get three templates in the shape of a stripe, triangle, or heart. You’ll also get two razors and it’s reportedly easy as can be. Especially because you can draw straight lines making sure everything looks nice and clean. “A well taken care of stripe or triangle is the new bald,” or so Daphne Heltzel, founder of the Ladyshape states. And she knows. So ladies, you know what to do.