This is Coco. I met her once during a bootcamp in the Vondelpark, and I can tell you that it was not much fun. I mean I’m quite good at running, but next to her I’m a nobody. She has a killer-body that you salute and stamina that I will never have. And then she turns up at our office in this lovely outfit. A skirt from H&M, blouse and ring from Primark and short boots from Alexander McQueen. Her bag is an Alexander Wang.

Sigh. Coco you’re so cool.