THE PRETTIEST DRESSES OF THE 2014 MET BALL

Since we’d like to post 800 photos of the MET Ball of yesterday evening, we’re going to keep things short text-wise. We added a photo album above this post for you to endlessly click away though now follows a short manual. You start with Diane Kruger and husband Joshua Jackson, both in BOSS. Incredibly beautiful. We then see the model Arizona Muse in a dress so big she hardly fit through the door. You can only wear such a dress to the MET Ball which is exactly why this event’s so amazing. Afterwards, we see Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, a rather curious couple, I think.  This photo has been taken by Mario Testino and the secrecy of it all is simply marvellous.

The ladies on the next photo barely fit at one table, those dresses! Am I repeating myself? The MET Ball’s fabulous. Jay-Z and Beyoncé agree who seemed more in love than ever.Just like Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady, who were photographed kissing more often than not.

“Lupita, who’s generally famed for her style, the dream of every stylist, the woman who’s never done something wrong on the red carpet — and then this happened”

PR stunt? Got Something to hide? Or true love? Whoever knows needs to share. By the way, whoever knows why the divine Tom Brady modelled his hair into such a ridiculous quiff also needs to share.

And then the Becks in angelic white. We’ll skip it because otherwise I’m talking way too long again. Because I don’t really get what Rosie’s wearing. A short Balmain dress, kind of funny, but definitely not appropriate for the occasion. Penalty points for her. Bonus points for Blake Lively in Gucci. So so SO pretty. I can’t stop looking at it. And then we’ve got the Topshop ladies, amongst who Kendall Jenner. Can you imagine those dresses being from Topshop? Well, they are.

And then Lupita. Lupita, who’s generally famed for her style, the dream of every stylist, the woman who’s never done something wrong on the red carpet — and then this happened/ The sort of dress is from Prada, but even that hardly saves the situation. Perhaps my fashion brain’s too narrow minded to cope with this, but I think it looks ghastly. And that headband, da fuck is up with that headband?!

And now for the final photo of the zipper, which might be my favourite photo. Just when you’ve made your way through all that glam it turns out that even the wealthiest and prettiest of people on earth need to go to the lavatories. They’re people after all.