Models and their snack attacks

Our poor Jet is stuck at home in bed with trembling knees and body so I’m taking this post over from her. She was going to write something about models and their favourite snacks. Something about healthy living but HA-HA poor Jet, I’m taking over the reigns on this one and it’s going in a different direction. Because where Jet and many others with the slightest inkling of self control see models who eat as inspiration, I see it as a form of cheating.

Dear Candice Swanepoel, I don’t believe you’ve actually eaten that entire pizza. More like one bite, at the most. And Lara Stone, I think you’re fantastic and I adore your body, but what’s up with the pot of Nutella, really? Fei Fei San seems a trifle more honest about her bowl with cucumber pieces, as does Gisele Bündchen, but the rest? I’m rolling my eyes and my eyebrows are frowning.

Fortunately I’m not the only one who thinks this, and the hashtag #YouDidNotEatThat with adjoining account is quite big on Instagram, and one day the truth shall surface. Until such time, I shall keep eye-rolling and frowning quietly, with my hand in a bag of M&Ms. Yes like that.