Oh SUCH PLEASURE

KIMYE MARRYING TOMORROW

We’ve thought about it for days, weeks, months, and, to be honest, really looked forward to it too. Kim and Kanye’s wedding. I mean, it doesn’t get more bombastic than that. Never. And I’m absolutely confident it’ll all happen tomorrow. Why? Just because.

1. Mother Kriss announced ever so subtly (like she always does) that she arrived in the city of lights. There she went into the ferris wheel, the Eiffel tower in the background and Instagram posts with lots of hearts and captions like We’re heeeeeeere. Does she know cliche’s are passé?
2. American TV personality and regular guest at their real life show, Scott Discik sent a shot of himself in his modest jet. “Lil nap on my way to Paris.” It smells like a wedding guest, just like Kim and Kanye like. 
3. Ah, someone leaked the guest list. It’ll be intimate. Small. But it’s a fact that Beyoncé and Jay-Z, and Serena Williams are all guests.
4. Clothing bags from Valentino have been delivered to Kim and Kanye’s hotel. But whether it contains the dress is of course the question. It might just be an outfit for the wedding staff. Because they won’t be dressed in Zara when you’re name is Kim Kardashian. 
5. The sisters Kardashian post selfies from Paris. Hey, does that look like try-out bridesmaid makeup?
6. The sister Kardashian visited Hedi Slimane’s Saint Laurent. They better not look more fashionable than the bride.
7. Kendell posted a very recent selfie clip from her Parisian hotel. I think it’s the Le Meurice. I recognise the hallway and once spotted Kanye there.

The big countdown has begun, people. We’ll keep you updated.