BOLLOCKS STUDY

A week doesn’t go by without some silly study stating that sex is so important. Today, for example, The Internet’s busy with a study that states that women who ride motorcycles have better sex lives, and another study states that women prefer cooking to having sex. Nu.nl screams COOKING MORE POPULAR THAN SEX and seen the fact that people only read the heading, a study like this suddenly gets a raison d’etre. Even though studies like these are always so suggestive. Riding motorcycles, for example. The conclusion is that female motorcyclists are happier in love and have better sex lives, which became clear in a survey amongst 2029 female motorcyclists. 27% of the motorcyclists said they felt very sexy, against a 7% of the women who doesn’t ride a motorcycle. For those who do ride a motor, over half is “very satisfied with her sex life,” whilst *shock and horror* only 35% of the women who doesn’t ride a motor said they are satisfied. Conclusion: riding a motorcycle results in having a better sex life. To start, somewhere in a sub clause, it’s mentioned that Harley Davidson did the research, so the positive effects of riding a motor — or any effect for that matter — was a given at the start. Are there other factors that might influence your appreciation of your sex life? Or variables that are rather hard to control? And is it perhaps also possible that women who ride motorcycles are more outgoing types, and so answer differently from wallflowers? Which means that riding a motorcycle isn’t what makes for a better sex life, but only that women who ride motorcycles appreciate their sex lives more — though even this is quite far-fetched. And now for that story about cooking being more popular than sex. “Over 22 percent of the women prefers making a good dish to having sex.” Call me crazy but if 22% prefers cooking to having sex, then 88 % enjoys having sex over cooking. So, obviously, sex is way more popular than cooking? So what’s nu.nl yapping about? Right, my academic background always gets a bit toxic when reading these types of silly things. So stop eating and start having sex on a motor is the advice. You see, Kim and Kanye know exactly what they’re doing.