FAUX LEZZ

Cara Delevingne. The most photographed model of the world (mostly by herself) has something else to add to her CV: lesbian, and with none other than Michelle Rodriquez. You may know Michelle from Lost, and these days she’s apparently BFFs with Cara. A week or so ago, the duo was spotted at a basketball game at which they mostly paid attention to each other than the game (like any other star at a basketball game ever, why they even bother going is beyond me). And especially Michelle showed herself from her ugliest side as she lay drunk, part draped on the tribune, part on Cara’s lap with her hair in knots in front of her face. Though what surprised the entire world was that the two were kissing. We sort of expected Michelle to do this, she came out of the bisexual closet last year, but Cara was until recently thought of as straight. We were talking about it at Amayzine.com HQ, and we concluded that we’re getting a bit, a bit, tired of all that faux lezzing only to get some attention. It reminded me of Lindsay Lohan, who, in 2008, was suddenly incredibly lesbian with Samantha Ronson. And now Cara, if she turns out to be a genuine lesbian then forget everything I said, but I don’t believe it. Cara doesn’t need all that extra attention, anyway, and if I really want to be a sourpuss, then I think it’s all too convenient for Michelle to be in the spotlight again because she’s not that flaming anymore. We’re kind of really curious where it’ll all end, and whether Cara really came out of the closet. Is she now fan of the muffin? To be continued.