The crazy life of Kate Moss

Partying till 06:00, falling asleep on P.Diddy

I recently wrote a post about my amazement and respect for Kim Kardashian’s travel agenda, now the English Grazia let us have a peek into a week in the life of Kate Moss.

May I take you through the Moss agenda?

We begin on 28 July, Kate took an EasyJet flight, she’s stayed very normal in some ways, from London to Turkey. Destination? TheLifeCo wellbeing resort in Turkey. Where Gwyneth Paltrow and Zoë Kravitz also go to rid themselves of all of life’s excess. After her speed detox, she flew back to London. Probably to pick up her turquoise bikini and Marc Jacobs fishnet top for Ricardo Tisci’s party on Ibiza.

That was celebrated on August 1. Kate had to be there, you understand. If only because Kim Kardashian, Naomi Campbell, P.Diddy, Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Justin Bieber and Anna dello Russo were also going to be there. Kate may be in her 40’s, but in her head she’s still 16 and danced, drank and made merry until 06:00 the next morning, and due to the lack of a bed in the nearby proximity, she took a power nap on P.Diddy’s chest.

The rest of the weekend Kate paid good attention to the local code of conduct. When in Ibiza…so she partied from late evening to…yes, late evening.

On Monday, Kate flew back to Turkey. To finish her detox, or as she calls it, her little rehab.

So that’s the secret, a detox-sandwich squeezed around a wild weekend of debauchery. Is that the recipe for keeping your looks with a murderous agenda? When can I sign?