POSH ROCKS

I used to be Sporty Spice during primary school performances back when I collected just about everything from the Spice Girls (15 years ago). Tight, high ponytails, adidas sweatpants, white tank top, and a fake tattoo on my arm. I always thought that Victoria was rather cranky, and she didn’t have that many solo parts in their songs. And you should know, I liked to playback solos.

When I got older I realised she isn’t cranky, she just has a signature look. And of coure the fact she married David and formed the hottest couple on earth had me rooting for her even more. I’ve never managed to catch her with a booger in her nose or a double chin. Though the latter’s quite hard with her 49 kilos.

Her clothing line is gorgeous, though unfortunately way too expensive for me, so I’d like to look at it. Over and over again. You’d think that Vic’s life’s just about perfect and everything just happens to her without trying all too hard. Well, that doesn’t seem to be the case. Not that it’s pure hell, but her clothing line wasn’t particularly thrown in her lap, nor is she selling bags from her easy chair. Everything but. It took quite some time, and lots of bumps in the road before Victoria Beckham the label really hit the market and turned successful. I’d like to get to know that story from beginning to end. Luckily, there’s a documentary on the entire process. And of course, it includes family images. I’m ready! Here’s a sneak peek.