BEAUTy items you don’t need

– But are funny to have –

I always try to stay up to date with all the newest developments in the beauty department so I spend quite a bit of time hunting down all the newest trends online. A while back when I was in Singapore I came across some funky gadgets that allowed you to give yourself a facelift without being anywhere near a needle. Intriguing to say the least. And it doesn’t require a trip to Singapore, although I definitely recommend a visit, but you can just head on over to eBay if you want to get ahold of some of these kooky gizmo’s. I hereby wanted to introduce you guys to the 7 craziest things I came across. Who know, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.

Even the name of this product is interesting: Nasolabial Knob Smile Lines Clip. At least it slightly indicates what the product is about: if you laugh or talk excessively you obtain little wrinkles above your mouth which good heavens, is absolutely dreadful. This apparatus will help you avoid that. Invest a couple of hours a week into clamming this thing onto your face and voilà, not a wrinkle in sight.

Nasolabial Knob Smile Lines Clip, $79,94, eBay

Smearing on wrinkle creams is fine but why not be a bit more rigorous? It could potentially be more interesting. The easy way out is by getting some botox injections, but hey, why not tape up your entire face for the same effect?

Wrinkle up tape, $58, eBay 

You know, to show off that belly even more. If you aren’t pregnant than clearly this tattoo isn’t an option. Leave it for the ladies with buns in their ovens.

Belly cat tattoo, $0,99, eBay

If it’s got the word Fashion in it’s name then it is guaranteed to be the perfect accessory. It doesn’t help you get Kimmy K lips, but it doesn’t give you a better jaw line. So say goodbye to that double chin!

Fashion Face Slimmer, $2,24, eBay

Never again will you have a frown wrinkle. Everything can just be vacuumed away.

Wrinkle Vaccuum, $23,99, eBay

To create the perfect manga-eyes since not everyone is born with the perfect set of Bambi lookers.

Eyelid Stretcher, $18.99, eBay

Want a smaller nose? It’s a little more expensive than the object above according to Asian girls, this little device really does the trick. Maybe this was Michael Jackson’s secret device…

Omni Electric Nose Lift Up Shaping Massage, $79, eBay