What to expect when dating a cat lady
Last week Jet told you what life is like if you happen to hook up with a fit girl. As being prepared is what counts I thought I’d do my bit and tell you what it’s like if you happen to hook up with a cat girl (this is something totally different from cat lady). My cat Disco is number one on my list so I know what I’m talking about when discussing the combination of cats and women. Don’t start purring just yet cause here’s what you’re in for.
A threesome
If things start getting hot in the sack cat women won’t allow any other pussy in the room but their own. However the next morning a few extra pair of kitty feet might join you. And don’t be alarmed if something furry pounces on you a night, we cat girls understand you might make a point of it not being hygienic, we agree, but we love it when they do it. So too bad.
Hair everywhere
Not only in bed but EVERYWHERE. On clothes, the couch, the table, the kitchen counter, there’ll always be hair, not matter how often you vacuum. The cat of friend of mine passed away recently. She had been living with cats for over 40 years and she decided not to get a new cat: “This is the first time in my life my house is actually clean” but then she added, “ but they’re family aren’t they?”
House switch
You live in a super luxurious loft and she lives in an old studio. Don’t think sleeping over at your place is a long-term option. Kitty can’t be left alone for more than 2 days. After that you have to stay at her place. Bye bye luxury hello ally cat.
Bad odors
Those blessed with a garden or balcony can teach their cat to do this stuff outside, avoiding the odor bombs. When Disco’s starts digging around in the litter box I know it’s time to get some air. She gets the best cat food but somehow puts the same effort into maximizing the odor. But love makes blind, the smell fades and all is forgotten.
Accept the craze
When I come home Disco greets me by dropping down on the doormat on her beg ready for a cuddle. For some reason you cannot hold me accountable for I start chirping “Who’s my little monkey, My little chickie chickie?”, God just writing this down is bloody embarrassing. Forget I said it!
Know your place
Don’t pretend you’re best friends with you girl’s cat, he just won’t buy it. And don’t even start complaining about the things in this list cause, let me put it this way: if anybody’s leaving, it’s not the cat. There you have it: the reason why a lot of cat girls are still single and why a lot of single women get a cat.
