first aid for pantyhose runners

I’m sorry to say this happens to me at least once a week. So you can call me a qualified problem solver. You leave your house with your pantyhose in one piece but arrive at the office with runners in them? What do you do? Run back home?

It might be a gapping hole we don’t care, we’re fierce. Tomorrow we’ll put on a fresh pair.

We’re very creative so we’ll turn them into a piece of art. A hole here a run there. Very artistic. “I bought them like this”, we tell our colleagues.

When May-Britt saw me she yelled: “Take’m off. Bare legs are so much prettier.” I get that but what if you happen to have two milk (soya) bottles of legs underneath? This is the reason I have recently added a flacon of self-tanning lotion to my bag essentials.