THE HOTTEST GUYS ON INSTAGRAM

And then I stumble across the Instagram account of Nick Bateman and then for the rest of the day I accomplish absolutely nothing as I was far too busy looking at the 430 pictures of him, three times in a row. Nick is an actor and model, and frankly I had never heard of this fine man before, but well who cares. Now my life is simply split in two. Life before Nick Bateman, and life post Nick Bateman. Sorry Lord, it’s time to move on, from now on we will speak in terms of BNB and PNB. Nick is perhaps the most handsome man that I’ve seen for a loooooong time. I would even go so far as to say that I find him more handsome than Johannes and Olivia combined. Ooooh yes! Go on, check for yourself.

The best thing of all is the fact that Nick lives in a house with three other men who are just as good looking. Yes, they all live in one house. Under one roof. I just can’t comprehend all that goodness in one space. But there’s more! They have a little doggy named Rincon that they rescued from the street. He’s an animal friend and I find nothing more attractive than a man who loves animals. Rincon also has his own Instagram account. There are lots of photos of those wonderful bare-chested men hugging that little fury creature and getting all cosy and man man man, knock me down with a feather.

The housemates are Nick Landon Falgoust (model course), Brendon Beck and photographer slash model Julian Schratter. These men are all, ALL, so ridiculously delicious. And did I happen to mention that they all also live in the same house? And that they have a doggy? Look, I know you could get on your soapbox and raise your fist, criticizing the manliness of someone that posts 100 selfies of themselves on the Internet (yes I’m talking to you Nick Bateman) but hey come on, if I had a body like that, (and such hair, that hair) I’d do exactly the same. Besides, why would you moan about this. As long as it is out there it seems the least we can do is enjoy it; immensely. But be warned, you will not be getting back to work. Happy scrolling!