how to make your house man-proof

It’s Saturday afternoon and you might be getting ready to pull an allnighter and end up not coming home alone. We have told you how to prepare yourself for a one-night stand but that was about bodies & parts, not about your home. Because the home area is where it can go wrong sometimes. I can’t tell you how many times I have been in a deadlock of finding an absolute gorgeous guy but being unable to take him home because lately my home has started to resemble the back streets of Naples. So. For those who don’t want to face the same dilemma take these tips to heart and save yourself from nasty surprises.

evacuate your fridge

Essential for everyone who is not into cooking, but still tries it once every two months. Those ingredients you bought will not last; so don’t leave them in the fridge to walk off on their own. Moldy zucchinis, eggplants, cucumbers, tomatoes and bags of rocket- throw them out. It’s just not appealing.

Get rid of empty beer and wine bottles

You won’t hear me judge. That guy you brought home might have to get used to the fact that, even without your five roommates, you empty 5 bottles in a week. It happened to me a few years ago when my favorite wine had the most beautiful label, so instead of throwing them out I decorated my counter with them. Everything was fine until a man-person carefully asked me if I was going through a rough. Tsss.

clean the sheets

Obvious. Even if you don’t end up between your clean sheets after a date, you can still enjoy your new made up bed afterwards.

vacuum the house, ànd under the bed

Obvious again. Butttt don’t forget to vacuum under the bed. You tend to forget this spot and thick clouds of dust can pack together. Can be a bit of a bummer when he hangs over the bed the next morning to reach for his boxers and they’re all covered in dust bunnies.

Check the bathroom for strange objects

Maybe you own a tube of innocent antibiotic cream but it mostly holds a large label from the pharmacy’s stating that it also helps get rid of all kinds of dubious complaints. Just put it away.