MARIANO DI VAIO IS married!
For anyone who has absolutely no idea who Mariano is, lucky you. Besides from being a blogger, Mariano is also an ‘actor’ and the most vain person on Instagram and I have no idea how I ever ended up on his account, but ever since I stumbled upon it, I’ve been following his every move for years and somehow he always manages to rowdily annoy me. He’s a perfect 10 and he knows it and every single one of his self-glorifying photos makes me want to gag. Nevertheless, I am a part of his 4.1 million (!) followers. Most of which are women who are currently all dealing with severe cases of heartache since Mariano recently got married to his Eleonora.
The fact that Mariano and Eleonora were even engaged is one of the things that surprisingly didn’t make the cut on his Insta account. A month ago Eleonora (who I clearly also stalk on Insta to always stay in the loop) posted that Miss B & MdV (as they call themselves, gag) were going to get married on the 27th. The shock! The horror! What I find even more surprising is that her entire account is filled with lovey dovey photo’s of the two of them and he only manages to upload an occasional photo every five months or so with her in it. All of her photos are evidently paired with a hashtag of his name whereas he hardly ever refers to her. But hey, the two are now hubby and wife.
Mariano is known for being quite the looker, has a killer body, great hair and a very impressive style. So please someone explain to me HOW THE HELL is it possible that he ended up picking a woman with the most horrendous sense of style. I mean, she’s pretty and all, but the things she pulls out of her wardrobe should never ever (ever!) be allowed to leave a production house. SO trashy and SO ugly. The dress she wore during their engagement party, how is that even possible?!
And then she scored another home run in the ugly dress department because somehow Miss B managed to pick out the ugliest wedding dress in the history of all wedding dresses. Like a good friend of mine said: “Nicole Richie circa 2007 called, she wants her wedding dress back.” I’ve turned it into an entire day job hunting down pictures of the bride just to come across even more atrociousness. I know, I’m a horrible human being.
Moral of the story is, Mariano is married. For anyone who is in just as deep into this love story as I am, Instagram is being bombarded with pictures using the hashtags #missbemdv and #missbemdvwedding. You don’t want to miss it.
