bizarre fetishes

Don’t ask me why but at our weekly editorial meeting we ended up on the subject of people and their fetishes. There quite a few people out there that have strange preferences between the sheets. Squeals of laughter filled the room. That was my cue; this was feed for my Sexy Friday. May I introduce four bizarre fetishes. Every man (or woman) to his taste.

Furry Fandom

I love all things soft and furry. So cute. I have a thing for cats but you can call me a sucker for every animal. But there are people who take things a step further: the Furries. These people enjoy dressing up in a furry suit and playing games together. Or making love for that matter. The animal of your choice is called your “fursona” and some suits have holes in all the right places, making it easier for Chip and Dale to get it on.

Ursusagalmatophilia

If Furries aren’t your thing and you prefer teddy bears; you’re not alone, join the club.

Mechanophilia

It’s a machine thing. Seriously. The most famous mechanophile is Edward Smith; this man had sex with over a thousand cars (by sticking his penis in the exhaust pipe, and i’m not making this up). He married his ‘dream car’ in 2013, a white beetle by the name of Vanilla. There are about 500 mechanophiles worldwide, a select group according to Edward. Want to see Edward making out with Vanilla? Click here.

Dendrophilia

A while ago a British woman made the news because she wanted to marry a tree. Emma (31) was head over heels in love with Tim, a poplar tree. The sex she had with Tim was in her own words; the best sex she ever had and she said she would love to marry him. In a magazine she stated: “People may judge me but Tim makes me happier than any man alive.”