vaginal coffee

Most women keep themselves busy with products like Lactacyd or use some other medium to minimize the chance of odors escaping from between their legs. But more and more research confirms that this odor is very becoming to men. A few years ago a perfume hit the shelves by the name of Vulva Original. It contained ‘a mix of urine, sweat and feminine ecstasy’. I kid you not. Absolutely bizarre. Keep reading though. It gets worse.

As it happens, in Brazil they have a unique way of getting a man ready for action. They make special coffee by filtering it (…a fitting pause…) through worn panties. Not kidding!

I can understand that there are many strange local customs out there, but this one is just grosse. But it seems Brazilians really have a thing for this old ritual claiming it does wonders for their sex life. All I can say is I’m glad I didn’t know this when I was in Rio. I’m also happy I don’t drink coffee. I’ve just added another reason to my list. Apparently you never know where your coffee has been.