guaranteed orgasm

That many women don’t have an orgasm while doing The Deed isn’t really headline news. Men really need to step up their game, or you might as well do it yourself. Well, according to this brand new product EVERY woman is GUARANTEED to have an orgasm. That’s right, ladies. We’re talking about the female vibrating condom here called the VA w.o.w. Not a lot of people use female condoms but you might just have to make an exception for this one. Just like any other female condom, you can insert the VA w.o.w. 8 hours prior to having sex, and the ring which keeps it in its place is equipped with different vibration points making it some kind of super vibrator. During a test round of the VA w.o.w. 70% of the 50 couples who participated had an orgasm during their first round, 84% during the second round, and 100% of the women reached an orgasm during the third round. It takes some time to get used to, but these results don’t lie.

Before you start your hysterical search for the order button out of pure excitement, this dandy little device is not yet on the market, and is expected to be released in about 18 months. So be patient young grasshoppers.