A dildo party, this is how it’s done

One of our darling interns (never ever will I disclose who it is) had a dildo party not too long ago. I was very aware that his phenomenon existed, but I had never actually known anyone who had gone to one, so as soon as I heard about her little gathering, I made sure to interrogate her about anything and everything. Cause when it comes to dildo parties guys, who doesn’t want to know all the in’s and out’s (pun intended).

• There are various sites you can go to to book a Dildo Party. If you live in New York how about giving My Secret Soiree a try or Passion Parties.
• A very professional woman will come to your house and of course you’re in for a ton of giggles, but hey, it’s all very serious too and you’ll be taught all about the different ways to spice up your love life.
• Your ‘teacher’ will show up with a gigantic bag containing numerous amounts of dildo’s and vibrators in all colors, shapes and sizes. In the meantime, grab a bottle of wine for you and your friends cause let’s be real, a bit of alcohol will be essential.
• As soon as all the items have been neatly displayed on a table, you’ll be handed a form on which you can indicate which products you would like to buy at the end of the evening. (These products will be sent to you later on by the way.)
• These kinds of parties usually start off with nurturing products for him, for her, and for the two of you together. Think of body lotions, massage gels, lubricants, etc.
• Then onto the second part of the party: foreplay. You’ll be introduced to different games, sexy outfits, whips, chains, hot stones, hand cuffs, feathers you can use to tease your significant others… A.k.a. accessories.
• Then it’s onto the men. At our interns party, they were accompanied by two men. So for them there was an assortment of butt plugs and “anything else you can insert anally” including some smaller ‘objects’ for the “anal beginners.”
• Good to know: you’re free to inspect all the objects that have been brought and sometimes it’s even possible to try out some of the gels if you’d like. In a separate room of course. It’d be a bit weird if everyone was sitting in a circle trying these things out. But hey, maybe some people prefer it that way. Who am I to judge?
• And then it’s on to the big boys. Literally. The dildo’s and vibrators. Tip: you don’t always have to go for the biggest of the bunch. Small ones can work wonders too.
• All in all, our intern would definite recommend this as a fun evening activity. It’s a great way to bond with your friends on a different level because whipping around big plastic fake penises is always a great way to break the ice. And, it’s free! All you have to pay for are the products you buy!
• Just a few tips to finish it off. If you place the tip of the vibrator onto your nose and it feels good, then you’ve found the right device for you.
• Don’t just clean off your vibrator with a bit of water. It won’t wash off the bacteria. You can buy special kinds of cleaning products to make sure you keep it hygienic when it’s playtime with your dandy device.
• If you’ve got anal plans on your agenda, then uhm, don’t throw any “loose objects in there.” Your vagina works just like gravity. What goes up must come down. But your backside doesn’t work the same way. So before you get caught up in an awkward situation in the ER, I’d recommend you keep anything that vibrates for your front side.