PIMPing with an app

Man oh man leave it to our current generation to come up with the craziest new apps. The internet is filled with an incalculable amount of dating sites, and we already had Über, and now these two ideas have come together to create the newest dating app.

Okay, dating app is the proper way of labeling it but you can more or less see it as the newest sex app and it’s all about paying for love. A few horny Germans developed this app which by the way looks damn near similar to the Über interface, and within a few minutes you can set up a date with your lady of choice. Paid yes. The app is called, very fittingly, Ohlala, and guarantees discretion and quality.

As a woman you’re able to install your own rates, and as a man you indicate what your budget is, and then the app checks out who is in your neighborhood and with consent from both ends you can chat with each other and schedule in a date. Payment is done, just like Über, via the app.

Quick, easy and discreet. The app looks very slick, but truthfully, I find it all to be a bunch of malarkey. It shouldn’t even technically be considered a dating app, but more a prostitution app. The woman is in control, which is a good thing, but still. Any trips planned to Berlin in the upcoming future and looking to score some extra cash? Everyone can sign up. So uh, have fun?