The most dangerous sex positions

We’ve discussed impossible sex positions, from acrobatic to downright ridiculous. By now you’ve probably wondered if any of them were dangerous. The answer is ‘yes’, butttt there is another position that has been named the most dangerous of all.

It’s called the ‘cowgirl’. Or, the woman on top. Not what you imagined he? This position is, according to new research, responsible for at least half of all penile fractures in the bedroom. The traditional man on top causes 21% of accidents and doggy style goes wrong 29% of the time. The cowgirl is considered so dangerous because the woman determines the rhythm and her entire body weight is on top of the erect penis, which can go horribly wrong.

Then, what is a penile fracture actually? Those who have Googled it will come to the English Wikipedia page, rather difficult to read since it has a giant blue penis next to the text, which is very distracting. Check it out  (at your own risk). A penile fracture is a tear in the wall in the penis. “This results in a cracking sound, a blue purple swelling, loss of erection and a bent penis.”

In short, not something you want to have happen. And he most definitely does not. Funnily enough it happens most when using the cowgirl position. Perhaps time to open the Karma Sutra book again.