What did May think about Kanye’s show?

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Kanye opened the New York Fashion Week on Friday with his long-awaited collection for Adidas. Celebrity magnets Kim and Kanye made sure the first row was well filled. Beyoncé and Jay Z, Rihanna, Justin Bieber were there and even Alexander Wang took a seat to see his colleague’s work.

A place of honour next to Kim and North was arranged for family friend, Anna Wintour. So far so good. North ran up and down between the rows and Kim beamed under her new hairdo. Just before the show began, North became rather restless and started to cry a little. Did she perhaps have a hunch about what was to come?

Anyhow, the show began and Kayne accompanied his collection with his new number, Wolves. Every now and again there was a cool-ish jacket or sweater to be seen, but dear reader, the styling, the styling… One takes a pair of panty-hose (preferably in an unflattering tint such as skin-tone or white), hoists them good and high so that vagina, hipbones and curves are very visible, then adds the finishing touch of a sturdy pair of undies hooked over the lot.

North could not hold in any longer at the sight of models and collection. She cried so loud that granny Kris had to push her way past P. Diddy and Beyoncé to remove the mite from the room. Thus sparing her much visual suffering. I suggest that Kanye from now on first tests his fashion urges on North. Fact is, the girl’s got taste. Something you unfortunately can’t say about her father in this case.