How to take care of your VAJAYJAY

(and how not to)

Darling girls (guys, go and read another fun article. This for example), we’re going to discuss your vajayjay, your coochie, your punani. In other words: your vagina. At the office this initiated quite some giggles and rosy cheeks and terms such a ‘douche’ passed in review. And the question arose as to whether or not this kind of cleaning is good. Your vagina is one of the most sensitive parts of your body, so proper care is an absolute must.

Lesson 1: A little smell is ok

Your vagina must have a certain degree of acidity to make sure bad bacteria can’t reproduce. If the pH-value is between 3,8 and 4,5 (this is low), the good and bad bacteria are in balance. And as the term ‘acidic’ already entails, it’s ok to smell this.

No Soap

So if you catch a whiff of anything, realize that this is normal. Please don’t use shower gels or other kinds of soap to wash up. Not even soaps that are specifically made for that area or any kind of refreshing wipes. These can still notably confuse the pH-value resulting in a more definite smell. If you’re worrying about a man’s sense of smell, well, they enjoy a bit of aroma. At least that’s what I’ve been told. But if you’ve been smelling what seems like a fish stall and you’ve been secreting profusely, then it’s best to make a quick trip to your doctor.

Use Water

You’re definitely allowed to wash yourself down under, but only with water and only the exterior. A vaginal shower with only water is also not recommended, according to studies from the Milken Institute School of Public Health in Washington. They found that women who regularly showered their vagina were more exposed to diethyl phthalate. This changes your levels of estrogen, testosterone and thyroid hormones.

Freshen up regularly

Using panty liners and tampons is fine, just make sure to change them every four hours or so. Otherwise it may start scalding and that’s what the bad bacteria’s like, and what we find disgusting. Yuck.

Cotton

Synthetic underwear is not good for your vajayjay because it barricades the room for breathing. So, definitely wear that sexy silk thong for your man. And when you’re at the office, your Target undies will suffice.

After L’amour

So many women are unaware of this fact, but after having done the dirty deed go to the bathroom for a quick tinkle and sprinkle it with some water.