the 6 most embarrassing break-ups

If it has to be done, be whimsical. So that he will never forget how funny and brilliant you really are. Voilà , six remarkable break-ups.

say it with a billboard

In England a woman who was totally fed-up with her cheating husband rented the billboard he passed every day to work. “To my husband Paul”, it said, “You deserve each other.” And the text continued, “When you come home, I won’t be there. Enjoy your drive to work.”

copulation

A Dutch lady whose husband had left her for someone else (this happened some time ago but I still think it’s hilarious), sought her revenge by cutting all the buttons off of all of his shirts, which she then threw into the street, “She’s good at copulation isn’t she? Well then she’ll know what to do with these”, she said throwing the buttons.

do it on tv

I’ll never forget that show where a camera was filming in a shopping mall. A woman grabbed her moment and spoke to her husband, “ Hey Fred. I never want to see you and your Herpes ever again. Your stuff is out on the street and you’ll never set foot in the house again.” Well good day to you too.

post it on Facebook

I know a story where a guy’s girlfriend had changed her Facebook status to: complicated. He asked her about it and when he checked the next day it said: single.

In Swahili

A man let a friend of his send a text, in Swahili. When she translated it she found out he had broken up with her.

On her birthday

A guy broke it off with his girlfriend. That same day he sent her a Whatsapp message with the following text: “Oh crap, it’s your birthday. Happy birthday.”