What your favorite position says about you

Last week I came across an article that described what your favorite position says about your personality. It was more or less based on scientific research so it must be true (we all know there’s plenty of so called research out there but let’s assume this research is plausible).

Missionary

By many condemned as the most boring position but the people who practice this actually long for intimacy. Perfect for getting lost in each other’s eyes. Women who are insecure about their bodies also consider this a safe option. Men prefer to be on top if they are uncertain about their moves and want to look at their loved one to check if they are on track.

Doggy style

With no possible eye contact this is the least personal position. But it does happen to be the most stimulating position. If there is such a thing as the G-spot, this is the most effective way to find it. If this holds your preference then you choose physical pleasure above intimacy.

Cowgirl

Girl on top means she determines the rhythm. Few men will object, because it gives then a clear view of their darling’s body. And a pair of wobbly breasts leaves a man feeling a little wobbly himself. There is a downside; research states that during this position the risk of breaking his “member” is prominent. Yes, I said breaks. Women who like to sit on top are confident and like to be in control. Men who like this position are a good catch as they put their partner’s sexual pleasure before their own, even at the risk of breaking their “ member”. The darlings.

spooning

This is perfect for those couples who want more than just sex. There’s a lot of body contact and the man can easily whisper sweet nothings or something horny into her ear. This does nothing for people who are not in touch with their emotions; it works better for those feeling “warm and fuzzy”.