Why girls are always late

I’ve written this before. I have this annoying habit of always showing up 5 minutes late, or 10 for that matter. For a long time I blamed my dodgy personality but all my friends suffer from this trait one way or another. But why? It’s because of the following reasons. So next time a man (it’s usually a man) starts whining about you being late you can explain that it’s not your fault, you were born that way.

Because your make-up doesn’t work

I am blessed with long lashes, which has the hiccup of having a bad-lash day. On these days I just can’t seem to get my mascara on right, having to start over and over again so I end up being late.

Because your stuff is in three different bags

In the weekend you used your clutch, during the day it’s your crossbody and the rest of your stuff is in your laptop workbag. Before heading out the door you have to check all these bags to gather your stuff. And that takes time. 

because You made a last minute decision to change your outfit

It happens. For some reason it doesn’t feel right and you have to take it off. Starting the whole process all over again.

Because you need so much stuff you always forget something

You go to the gym before work, have drinks afterwards and then you stay over at your boyfriend/lover/ Romeo/steady/wooer and back to work the next morning. You have eight thousand items with you, packing them is almost special-ops. Things can go wrong.

because stuff disappears

It’s not our fault. I don’t lose my keys or phone often but when I do misplace them it’s five minutes before we are meant to leave and they are nowhere, NOWHERE to be found. And that dear people, is out of our hands.