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Your phone as a vibrator

For those of you who find regular vibrators to be terrifying and complicated: I’ve got some great news for you. Before you know it, you’re going to be able to buy a phone cover and transform your very own cell phone into, ding ding ding you’ve guessed it correctly: a vibratorrrrrrr.

To each their own I guess. But it really is possible and apparently the are people willing to spend their money on them. Izivibe developed and produced covers with a very recognizable vibrator extension which works together with a cell phone app. There are 7 different types of vibrations for you to pick from and you’re even capable of designing your own vibration mode which you are then able to share with others on the app.

How the hell am I supposed to envision this?! Solosexy69: “OMG guys these vibrations made me come after just 5 minutes!” whereupon a bunch of other people are going to download Solosexy69’s vibration? I find it all to be a bit to hard to swallow (that sounds dirtier than I attended it to be). Plus, I also find it to be rather distasteful. Not that I find myself to be vile, but the idea of using the one apparatus I use to call people, to send texts and photos to arouse myself is taking it one step to far. Or more like a hundred steps too far.

The thing has not yet entered the market but according to the website the launch will be taking place very soon. So incase you’re interested, this is where you need to be.