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19 of kanye’s most bizarre quotes
If there is one person who is allowed to strut our globe with the diagnosis ‘narcissistic personality disorder’, then it would be Kanye West. Not a week goes by that this bundle of crazy doesn’t introduce us to a new comment or remark that’s got us questioning whether he’s serious or making us all feel like idiots. According to him it’s a downright outrage that Keeping Up With The Kardashians hasn’t won an Emmy yet… And the fact that he doesn’t understand too much about politics, he even hates it yet still wants to run for president in 2020, obviously. Just because Kanye is Kanye and Kanye is a hero, or something along those lines.
Alright, so here they are. A few (because if we wanted to post all of them then we might as well write a book – with sequels) of his craziest outpours:
1. “When you’re the absolute best, you get hated on the most.”
2. “My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater… That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that’s a mentality that suppresses humanity…”
3. “One of my biggest achilles heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.”
4. “I don’t think there’s a living celebrity with more weapons formed against him, but I don’t think there’s one more prosperous.”
5. “I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
6. “I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it’s like when Biggie passed and Jay Z was allowed to become Jay Z.”
7. “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like; oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
8. “You should only believe about 90 percent of what I say. As a matter of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all. I could be completely fucking with you, and the world, the entire time.”
9. “I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”
”Not a week goes by that this bundle of crazy doesn’t introduce us to a new comment or remark that’s got us questioning whether he’s serious or making us all feel like idiots.’
10. About Kim Kardashian: “Y’all are acting like this ain’t the most beautiful woman of all time. Wait a second, wait a second – I’m talking about arguably of human existence. The top 10 of human existence… I don’t give a f*ck what type of jacket she got on.”
11. “Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory. Sh*t is real.”
12. “I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.”
13. “I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.”
14. “Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.”
15. “Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was whack. What would I do then?”
16. “I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.”
17. “The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible?”
18. “I’m going to be the Tupac of clothing.”
19. “’What do you mean by Justin Bieber was my favourite song of 2015.”
All I have left to say is: Kanye for president.
