Happy & Healthy

21 REASONS WHY HYPOTHETICALLY, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO MISS THE SUMMER

Oh sigh. We’re a couple days into fall. SOB FEST. But there’s a lot, in the form of these 22 reasons, why hypothetically, you won’t miss the summer at all. Hold on tight. Until spring comes knocking on our doors again.

1. This one is evidently easy: you’re sunglasses won’t be sliding off your face.

2. Here’s another easy one: no more sand in your auricle from the beach.

3. You don’t have to have any more staring contests to try to get people to leave their tables out in the sun on the terrace to make way for you.

4. Your phone can no longer over heat.

5. You no longer have to be worried that someone is going to spontaneously ask you to go camping.

6. You don’t have to be worried that the summer is going to be awful, cause it’s already over anyway.

7. You can stay home in the evening cause there’s absolutely nothing to do in the city at night anymore.

8. You don’t have to be worried that you ordered the wrong summer cocktail anymore. Red wine rules.

9. You can head back to the gym because the weather is too cold to hang out outside at a terrace drinking. Oh wait, that’s a disadvantage. Let me start again.

9. It’s no longer too hot to go shopping.

10. It’s no longer socially unacceptable to watch Christmas movies.

11. You no longer have to be jealous of everyone who’s outside BBQ-ing while you’re at the office working.

12. You no longer have to wear a bikini. Or to excuse yourself for wearing a bathing suit. Hallelujah.

14. The wasps finally left the building. Just like most other bugs.

15. You no longer have to make ice cubes every day.

16. You don’t have to water (your neighbors) plants anymore. Or feel guilty because you forgot to water (your neighbors) plants.

17. Your bar of chocolate won’t melt anymore.

18. It’s time for a new wardrobe.

19. It’s time to start purchasing Christmas presents for yourself. All the cool things sell out far too quickly. Gotta be on time.

20. You can spend a shit ton of money on scented candles. Personally I’m excited for this Black Leather Accord & Cade Single Wick Candle from Molton Brown.

21. And last but not least: it’s time to drink whiskey by the fire.