Happy & Healthy

7 questions men should never be allowed to ask us

There are certain questions that make us fume when they get asked. Especially when it’s our significant other asking them. Or heads make a complete 180 and has us questioning whether he still finds us attractive, whether you’re too fat, and so on, and so on.

“Is that what you’re wearing?”

“YES THIS IS WHAT I’M WEARING. WHY? YOU DON’T LIKE IT?”

“When are you going to workout?”

“WHY?! ARE YOU SAYING I NEED TO?”

“Are you on your period?”

“I REFUSE TO ADMIT THAT INDEED, THAT IS THE EXACT REASON I AM IN SUCH A CRABBY MOOD.”

“Is something wrong?”

“YES, OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG, BUT I’M NOT IN THE MOOD TO TALK ABOUT IT.”

“I’m not hungry at all, why? Are you?”

“WHAT? NO. HUNGRY? ME? NO. I’M JUST IN THE MOOD FOR SOMETHING SWEET. LET ME BE.”

“Didn’t you have plans with your friends?”

“YES I DID, BUT I WAS IN THE MOOD FOR A TRANQUIL NIGHT AND I ALREADY FELT GUILTY FOR CANCELING AND NOW YOU’RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE.”

“Huh, did you buy something new again?”

“LEAVE ME ALONE! THIS IS WAY TOO CONFRONTING BECAUSE YES, I DID BUY SOMETHING NEW- AGAIN.”