Fun & Famous

7 reasons why it’s great to be single

When I tell people my guy and I have been together since I was fourteen, they give me that look of pure and utter astonishment. “That long? Pffff my condolences,” is what someone said to me the other day. “Uh, thanks.”

No, I am not single – I haven’t been for almost ten years. Yes, I have fantasized about what it would be like if I were. No, I’m not willing to give up what I have. So to my darling BF, I love you, don’t worry. But incase you are reading this; this would be an ideal moment to surf on over to another website for your own peace of mind. Because every now and then it sounds so completely and utterly divine to go through life single.

For the following reasons:

1. Nights out with your girlfriends are completely back in business. And you don’t have to worry about updating a guy about where you are, what you’re doing and when you’re going to be home. Hallelujah.

2. You can take up as much space in your own bed as you would like. The starfish pose if you must. Or just completely diagonal. Arms in one corner, legs in the other. And snoring, drooling on your pillow and everything else you’re too uncomfortable to do in the presence of a male.

“Snoring, drooling on your pillow and everything else you’re too uncomfortable to do in the presence of a male.”

3. Hello: being single means double the amount of closet space. Jackpot.

4. Not in the mood to shave? Who cares. Let it be for a week (or two).

5. Your flirt techniques are going to get better then ever. Exciting, right?

6. Making out with whoever you want, whenever you want. It’s all possible. Plus, you’re bound to share the sack with more than just one person, so you’ll learn what works and what doesn’t.

7. The TV is all your again. Bye, sports. BYE.