Fashion
7 THINGS THAT GO THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING
I’m struggling with the title of this post, I mean: only seven things? SEVEN? I don’t know about you, but I could come up with thousands of things that go through my head when I’m faced with my wardrobe in the morning. Admitted, to keep you two hooked, I have to work with catchy titles. Otherwise no one is going to bother to read this. And that would be a shame. Because against all odds, you’ll enjoy this.
1. Today I’m going to opt for something easy, not make it a hassle, and… I’ll make sure to wear the first thing I come up with! What a great plan. Maybe I’ll finally show up on time at the office.
2. But seriously, bitchez! Is there anyone capable of working with the wardrobe I’m working with? How come I never have anything cool to wear? I keep trying. Keep spending money every month on new items. But for some odd reason I am incapable of creating a workable wardrobe. And that people, that’s just downright depressing.
3. Look,there’s my beautiful Masscob dress. Oh, it’s such a beaut! But I can’t wear it today because it’s raining and way too cold out. Ugh, European summers suck.
”I recently bought a cool pair of ripped nineties Levi’s jeans. Yup, that’s what I’m going for.”
4. I love the brand by the way: Masscob. I should buy more of their things. But how am I supposed to make the money magically appear in my bank account? I’m sure other people have already mastered this skill. At least it looks like it because everyone around me always looks hip and all their clothes look so expensive and I’m going off track here. FOCUS.
5. I saw an extremely inspiring photo the other day of an impeccably chic, lace gypsy dress from Zimmermann. The model paired it with the prettiest brow suede sandals from Tabitha Simmons.
6. Do I have any chic, lace gypsy dresses having somewhere in the back of my closet? Or brown suede sandals?
7. Nope, no chic, lace gypsy dresses in my closet. And no brown suede sandals either. I don’t even know why I thought I’d have them in the first place. What kind of world am I living in?
I’m sorry, but sticking to the number seven is absolutely impossible. So I’m just going to continue along if you don’t mind.
8. Now, you know what, I should just play it safe and go for jeans. I recently bought a cool pair of ripped nineties Levi’s jeans. Yup, that’s what I’m going for. Now all I need is a shirt. Don’t I have some kind of cool conceptual top or something? To compensate the rips?
9. YES! I have a really pretty conceptual top. But it’s dirty. Because I threw it in the laundry two days ago and haven’t washed it yet.
10. Okay, let me see if I’ve got something else. Perhaps that lace blouse will finally work. I did loose a half a kilo this past week (no idea how though).
** trying to squeeze into the size M lace blouse **
11. Fok that! I’m still six hundred kilo’s to heavy to ever be able to close this blouse! Okay, back to the top I wore two days ago. Luckily no one saw me wear it.
12. Alright alright alright, I’m almost ready to head out the door. Time for the finishing touches. Which shoes am I going to wear? Mm. I don’t have ANY SHOES that work well with this look. What do I do now? What is this daily torture I have to deal with?
**Sends a text to boss to let her know I’m stuck in traffic**
