Happy & Healthy
8 advantages of small breasts
So I have small boobs. Nothing new. It’s not like you’re going to fall off your chair thinking: oh, wow, this is shocking, this is new to me. But I have them. A snub little B which was once an A. For years I considered getting something tucked into them.
Like my friend E who treated herself to two new friends when she turned forty. “I spent forty years living without them, the next forty I’m going to live with them.” And then when we were in the bathroom, she let me squeeze her new C-cup. And at the exact time that I squeezed them, the air refresher shot a fresh shot of spray in the room, pure coincidental, but very hilarious.
Anyways. Boobs and I. Besides my breast implant period, we are modest in nature. I could spend hours complaining about it, but I’ve decided that the glass is half full and here is why.
1. You look slimmer
People see your head and then your breasts. They don’t look at much else at first glance. Is ‘your rack’ voluptuous, then everyone will expect the rest of your body to be arched and round too. Do you have small mosquito bites in your bra, then everyone will think the rest of your appearance is slim too.
2. Men look you in the eye
I have friends with beautiful, big breasts. Very fun and sexy, but men seriously stare at their chest when they talk to them. Seriously. I don’t know what the sensation feels like, because it never happens to me. Helloooo, my eyes are here. That’s a problem I don’t have. We have normal male to female conversations. They undoubtedly look at my butt when I turn around and walk away, but when we’re conversing, I don’t notice it. Men also do a bunch of things we don’t understand by the way.
”Very fun and sexy, but men seriously stare at their chest when they talk to them.”
3. Everything fits
Unless you have a really broad back, you’re usually always able to zip up your zipper. Never any cases of buttons being popped open while you’re trying to say something important.
4. You can sleep on your stomach
How great is that?
5. It’s great when you workout
They don’t bang up against your chin when you’re doing the jumping jacks and you won’t have a sweat mark underneath them when you’re done.
6. You can wear those cute triangle bikini’s
Without the danger of them popping out for a peek on the side.
7. Your bra’s are less expensive
Because technically speaking, you don’t even need a bra, we just wear them for fun. Check this out to see why it’s great not to wear one.
8. People take you more seriously
When you’ve got bigger breasts people will automatically call you a hot babe and people think that hot babes don’t have brains. We all know this is absolute BS, but still. Without breasts you don’t have this problem.
Please don’t get made at me, my big breasted friends. Secretly I want what you have, so just let me gloat in the advantages.
