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9 more donald trump quotes
Ask, and you shall receive: nine more absurd things that have come out of Trump’s mouth (or his Twitter).
‘One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.’
A rare moment of self-reflection. Or is he referring to ‘other people’ yet again?
‘How much money is the extremely unattractive (both inside and out) Arianna Huffington paying her poor ex-hubby for the use of his name?’
Tell ’m Trumpie! Career women are awful. Well if that doesn’t make your penis go limp? (Trump always has the nicest things to say about successful prominent women, but this comment referring to the founder of the online magazine The Huffington Post sums up his infallible view of women: rather have boobs than brains. And if you do happen to have them – the brains, not the boobs – he’s rather have you use them for household logistics.)
‘I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.’
Wait, what?
‘I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.’
Indeed, it is only fair to point out that you possess a harem. Major disappointment: women are not ’things’ you can own. Which means all you’re left with is your honesty.
‘The point is, you can never be too greedy.’
The beauty of the moment when you realize that your raison d’etre is a brilliant campaign slogan.
‘My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.’
Uhm, I think you’ve overrated the power of the digital village pump here, Donald. It’s not quite the same as standing face-to-face with someone with a shotgun trying to get them off your property.
‘Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, [Republican rival Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.’
I can guarantee you, if Donald Trump makes one more comment about the mythical proportions of his sexual parts, there will be someone on Twitter forcing him to tell us all the truth about the size of his package.
‘I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.’
And I’ve never seen anyone with an alleged thin cock drink Diet Coke! Oh. Yes. You.
(Donald is not down with obesity. And according to him, Light drinks are to blame. Kinda dumb to put a photo of yourself on Twitter with a horribly hidden bottle of Diet Coke on your table.)
‘Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight!’
Star reporter Trump’s live critique on Twitter about the political debate between the Democratic party. Or does he think he’s watching an episode of America’s Got Talent instead of the battle to see who’s going to following in Obama’s footsteps?
