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HOLY SHIT: BEYONCÉ’S REVENGE IS BREAKING THE INTERNET

So Jay Z really did cheat?

If the names Beyoncé, Jay Z and Rachel Roy haven’t been a part of your day so far, you’ve clearly been living underneath a rock. Apparently there’s some sort of drama taking place in the Beyoncé and Jay Z household involving a pretty faced designer named Rachel. So what the heck happened? We’ve lined up the facts for you:

Fact1: Beyoncé released a new album

It all started this weekend when Beyoncé released another surprise album entitled ‘Lemonade’. And after hearing these lyrics it’s safe to say, they’re about Jay Z who clearly cheated:

– “Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home / Today I regret the night I put that ring on / He always got them fucking excuses.”

– “My daddy warned me about men like you / He said, “Baby girl, he’s playing you.”

– “It’s such a shame, you let this good love go to waste.”

– “Who the fuck do you think I am? You ain’t married to no average bitch, boy.”

– And then the most important lyric of them all; Beyoncé says something about how ‘someone’ cheated with ‘Becky with the good hair’. Remember that.

Fact 2: The elevator incident

Remember that one time video footage was released in which Solange was attacking her brother in law in? There were rumors swirling around that Beyoncé’s sister hit Jay Z because he had openly been flirting with Rachel Roy during the Met Gala,

Fact 3: ‘Becky with the good hair’ fights back

A few minutes after Beyoncé released her album online, Rachel Roy posted a photo on her Instagram with the following text: ‘Good hair don’t care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always. live in the light #nodramaqueens.’

Fact 4: Becky with the good hair is being destroyed on Instagram

Don’t mess with Queen B, it’s a given. Her fans destroyed Rachel on Instagram.

” Why not talk it out on the couch, with a bottle of wine, like two grown ups”

Fact 5: Rachel Roy took down the photo

Not a smart move now was it, taking on Beyoncé’s army.

Fact 6: Rachel made her account private

But Beyoncé’s fans aren’t done yet and decided to spruce up Rachel Roy’s Wikipedia account. Rachel Roy is now called ‘Rachel Rat’, and apparently she died in April 23rd by a lemonade stand.

Now I happen to be an extreme Beyoncé fan, but I too find this to be very extreme. First of all, why would you want to share your relationship shit with the rest of the world? Why not talk it out on the couch, with a bottle of wine, like two grown ups. And Beyoncé fans: if Jay really did flirt with that Rachel girl, shouldn’t he be the one being bombarded with hate mail?

Something I do find odd which leads me straight to fact number 7: you can only listen to Bey’s new album on Tidal. Yes, hubby Jay Z’s music channel. Please don’t tell me this is all just some sick publicity stunt. Guys really, it’s time for some relationship therapy.