Fun & Famous
The guys on your hall pass
Food and men, they’ve always been my weakness. In that exact order. (Okay, this is a Dolly Parton quote but it couldn’t be more accurate.) Anyways, I’ve come up with an idea I’m rather fond of. A celebrity hall pass. In short: with celebs are you allowed to sleep with without it effecting your relationship. Look, the odds of you ever bumping into any of them are extremely slim, but hey, you never know. It’s all about the idea. Here’s my list. Let me know which ones are on yours.
1. Ryan Gosling
No one graces the number one spot like Ryan Gosling does. I mean, where do I even begin? His eyes? His body? The way he talks? His posture? Ever since I watched The Notebook, I’ve been infatuated with The Gos. Better yet, I think he and I would even make an excellent couple. Too bad he’s got Eva Mendes and the kids but all I have to say is there will come a day that he realizes that they are not a match, and he’ll meet me and he’ll know. He and I are meant to be. OMG.
2. Kit Harington/Jon Snow
Okay, I have to admit I’d do Kit just as much as I’d do Ryan. Perhaps even more so at the moment. But since I don’t know Kit as well as I know Ryan, Ryan is still beating him to the punch. But back to Kit. How good looking can someone even be? He is out of this world. And that voice. That look in his eyes. Drives. Me. Crazy. Look, it’s unbearably cold up there in The North, but if it wasn’t, I’d make sure to stop by. This man is the reason I’m a devoted Game of Thrones fanatic. Plus, I hope someone buries Cersei into the ground. Wait, I’m getting off track. P.S.: Kit Harington is the new Ryan Gosling. You read it here first.
3. Harvey Spector
Take note: it’s the moments Harvey doesn’t wear a suit (he plays an arrogant lawyer in Suits). It’s all about the sports scenes. Those are downright HOT. There’s nothing more to it. And I’m not the only one. Better yet, we’ve got two girls walking around our headquarters that are obsessed with the guy. I think I’m going to get a hall pass for Harvey too.
4. Channing Tatum
He had me at Step Up. Those lips. Those arms, my god, those arms. HOW CAN HIS ARMS EVEN BE REAL? Oh, and by the way, I still haven’t seen Magic Mike which apparently is a real no-go as a Channing Tatum fan, but I’m telling you: sometimes you’ve just got to save the sexiest for last.
5. Ben Howard
This name might surprise you because he isn’t your typical case of a handsome man, but it’s all about the voice, his songs, the way he is in interviews, how he’s always brutally honest, the things he’s been through in life, his love for music, and I want him to write a song about me too. Okay, I’m done.
6. Zac Efron
Zac has been my love interest ever since I saw him in 17 Again because: he’s got an uncanny head on his shoulders, there is absolutely no word in the dictionary that describes his body and those eyes. Let’s just say, I’d never kick this guy out of my bed.
Okay, this list could take an eternity because the world is filled with an insane amount of guys I wouldn’t mind fooling around with, but sometimes you have to quite while you’re ahead, know what I’m saying? Although there are a couple of guys I need to name drop: Josh Hartnett, Jude Law, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Justin Timberlake, Lenny Kravitz, Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson.
But seriously, I’m not the only one who’s up for a hall pass for celebrities, right? Who is your celeb fuck? Who would you want a hall pass for?
