Fun & Famous

KIM IS OFFicially cray

Look, we all know Kim Kardashian doesn’t keep both feet of hers on the ground. But hey, that’s what happens when your other half goes by the name Kanye West and you’ve got a measly 72 followers on your gram.

We don’t blame her. In fact, we love it. Her tush, the outfits, the excess. Keep it coming. But seeing as I always thought of Kim as having a narcissistic form of self glorification and eminence opposed to us poor souls who have to go through life with Kanye and millions of dollars, she has disappointed me. Twice to be exact.

In one, undoubtedly well intentioned, attempt to better our world and more generally speaking, our lives, she posted a tip online. It was all about the JetSmarter app which makes it easy to book a private jet. It had made her own traveling life much more easy (poor, poor Kim) and she wanted to help us out too. So guys, what are you waiting for? Download the app. What’s stopping you? Uh, well, how about that pitiful 15.000 dollar registration fee for example? Kim? Earth to Kim? Knock knock.

But you know what disappointed me the most from the entire post? That Kim herself doesn’t own a PJ (private jet). What a poor little wretch. Is that who we’re all following online? What a hoax. What a scam. I’m downright disappointed. And that’s that.