Sexy Friday

plastic libido

The female libido has always intrigued people. Mostly because it’s very different than that of a man and as soon as anything is different than that of a man, it needs to be researched. Which has been done a multitude of times. Why are women not as easily turned on as men (you could also ask why men are always easily turned on but apparently everyone seems to think that that is normal)? So how does it all actually work for females? What works and what doesn’t? And if it doesn’t work, why not? And of course, what can we do about it?

A few years ago ‘pink viagra’ hit the market, with a lack of success might I add. As soon as it was available in the states, they only sold 227 prescriptions in one month. Shouldn’t that already be a clear indication that women are not interested? Apparently not because the sex industry decided to go for round two and introduced the world to Fiera.

It’s not a vibrator, but it’ll take over all the foreplay you usually have with your partner.

This thing (Fiera) is meant to be placed on your clit and if we’re supposed to believe what they say, it will flip a switch and put you in the mood. I kid you not. It’s not a vibrator, but it’ll take over all the foreplay you usually have with your partner. I guess trying to figure out how female lady parts work was too much of a hassle and something was needed which would allow men to stay lazy. Hence, the Fiera.

They even have a video (check it out here) which clearly describes how it works and instead of using the real (women’s) deal (can you imagine?) they use a vulva puppet. A VULVA PUPPET. I guess that shouldn’t surprise us either. Alright, so, you put the Fiera on your clit, you might need to move it around a bit for it to finally kick in and if that doesn’t work, the video would like you to check out the FAQ’s on their website.

Absurd doesn’t even cut it. Neither does pathetic. The video dates back to 2015, so the Fiera has been on the market for a while now, although the product was new to me. Somehow still in the mood to give one of these bad boys a go? You’ve got it – for $250,-. In a pretty pink color obviously. Because that’s what all ladies love.