Fashion

the 5 weird facts about people who wear skinny jeans

Obviously the boyfriend is still a keeper (I’m talking about the pants, but the guy can stay too by the way) and we’re all walking around in faded baggy pants with as many holes in it as possible. But the skinny fit will always be my favorite. Perhaps because men still have a hard time comprehending why we like flared and boyfriend fits so much.

Well it just so happens I came across a website with the wittiest and weirdest facts about people who wear skinny jeans. And so my research began. Whether it’s all been scientifically proven, I have yet to figure out, but as for now, listen and learn. And laugh.

1. People who wear skinny jeans are happier

Or as they so blatantly put it: ‘people who wear skinny jeans have a 9% bigger chance of reaching higher levels of happiness.’

2. People who wear skinny jeans ride motorcycles

Well, at least 33% of them and that’s more than people who wear the boyfriend fit.

3. They are more self assured

Well how’s that for some news on a Monday afternoon. Apparently people claim that you would never wear skinny jeans unless you feel comfortable in your own skin.

4. They live in big cities

In big cities you spot double the amount of girls wearing skinny jeans than you do in the countryside.

5. They’re aisle people

Whether it’s because it’s impossible to climb over people when wearing super tight pants or because they always want to be the first to leave a plane; apparently skinny jeans people are aisle people.

And there you have it. Happy Monday.